South Side plumber turns down Wrigley Field job on principle
“I hung up on the jerk and told him to screw off because I thought it was a joke,” said the plumber. "Like I'd ever work at that hellhole."
Wood to tell grandkids he played for Yanks his entire career, won four World...
“If anyone asks where my four championship rings are, I’ll just say they were lost in a fire," the Cubs hurler mused.
Stoney and Hawk defeat Brenly and Kasper in pairs figure skating
Last week, announcers from coast to coast participated in the inaugural Altoids Announcer Figure Skating Championships. Representing Chicago were Steve Stone paired with Ken 'Hawk' Harrelson and Len Kasper paired with Bob Brenly.
Rose and Toews reveal secret race to attain Jedi status
Captain Serious and Mr. MVP are on a path towards a new level of consciousness. And they're taking their respective teams along with them.
Sandberg to apply for vacant Cubs announcer gig
The Cubs are openly seeking a replacement for Paul Friedman, Wrigley Field's public address announcer for the past 16 seasons. One interesting candidate who used a popular career website to apply was former second baseman and minor league manager Ryne Sandberg.
Determined to get more championships than Rodgers, Favre joins Lingerie Football League
Anyone who thought Brett Favre would quietly drift into retirement ... thought wrong. According to sources, Aaron Rodgers' Super Bowl win left Favre furious, and ultimately caused him to put off retirement once again.
Zambrano trips on peyote, wanders the desert looking for meaning of life
After completing three months of conventional anger management training with a psychologist last fall, Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano was further advised by his faith healer to visit the calm and cleansing desert.
