Bosh preparing even better flop than last time Heat and Bulls played
Heat forward Chris Bosh is working on outperforming his famously terrible flop from this winter when Miami last played the Bulls. He's not exactly sure how he'll do it yet.
Heat surprised to learn they haven’t already won NBA Finals
Just a day after the Miami Heat held a raucous celebration that made Charles Barkley blush to honor their playoff series win over the Celtics, Miami players were surprised to learn there were two more rounds to the playoffs before anyone will be winning the 2011 NBA title.
Hendry and Pujols admit their hug is due to them secretly being best friends
The big rumor floating around the Chicago sports world is that the Cubs will try to land prized free agent first baseman Albert Pujols during the offseason. A picture of Jim Hendry and Pujols hugging before a recent game has only fueled the speculation.
Hawk Harrelson legally changes name to Homer
A Cook County District Court judge recently ordered Hawk to legally change his name to Homer due to his blind devotion to the team.
Milton Bradley signs incentive-laden deal to play in local softball league
Keeping with the trend of getting gigs in increasingly smaller markets, Milton Bradley has now signed an incentive-laden deal to play ball in a small-town softball league.
Cubs sheepishly reveal discounted bleacher beers will be tiny
Last month the notoriously stingy Cubs unveiled a $3 beer promotion hoped to draw more fans to Wrigley's bleachers for Tuesday night games. The 60 percent discount struck some as generous until it was revealed that the discounted beers will be only four ounces, just one-third the regular size.
Theriot to play with bullseye on jersey tonight
Cardinals infielder Ryan Theriot will be wearing a bullseye on his chest to aid fans and opponents looking to hurl any variety of objects at him in his first game at Wrigley since this off-season when the former Cub said he was now finally on the "right side" of the Cubs-Cards rivalry.
