Cubs schedule Tommy John surgery for Dempster in anticipation of today’s season-ending injury
"I've not been with the Cubs long, but I'm well aware of how cursed this franchise has been through the years," said team president Theo Epstein. "We're all dreading the very likely possibility that Ryan will blow out his elbow in Pittsburgh this afternoon."
Demoralized Bulls change mascot to Denny the Devil to represent ‘Basketball Hell’ 2012-2013 season
The Bulls front office, which appears to be resigned to awful basketball until Derrick Rose returns, has changed the team's mascot to Denny the Devil, to better represent the "Basketball Hell" fans will experience this year.
Cubs players allowed cell phones on field to refute internet trade rumors
In the wake of Monday’s events – during which Ryan Dempster himself cut down wild trade speculation shortly before the Cubs played in Pittsburgh – the Cubs’ front office has deemed it necessary for players to have their cell phones on them at all times. If only to prove where they are.
Trade to Atlanta allows Dempster a shot at dorky white guy role in next...
Ryan Dempster was thrilled to be traded to Braves Monday because being close to Tyler Perry's Atlanta studios will allow him the chance to expand upon his comedy career by auditioning for the role of "Dorky White Guy 3" in Perry's next film, "Madea Goes to Fat Camp."
Kane denies having a drinking problem while wearing ‘foam dome’ party helmet
Making his first public appearance since photos of his raucous Madison weekend surfaced this spring, Patrick Kane dodged a barrage of questions about his alcohol consumption while wearing a "foam dome" party helmet stocked with two jumbo cans of Carlsberg beer.
Baffled by Maholm’s recent success, Cubs option him to Iowa for someone who can...
One of the pleasant surprises this year is the success of former Pirates first round draft pick and avid crocheter, Paul Maholm who has somehow managed to climb over .500 on a team that expected him to adhere to his contracted standard of a .250 winning percentage.
Reinsdorf sells a few Bulls championship trophies to finance under-attended Sox
Bulls and White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf was seen yesterday afternoon at a local Cash For Gold store with three of the six Bulls NBA Championship trophies in tow. When he exited, the prized trophies from the 90's era were gone forever.
