Blackhawks revitalized after team swim in Detroit River
Vowing to acquit themselves after losing three of five playoff games to the Red Wings and fighting to stay alive in the series, the Blackhawks organized a team swim in the Detroit River prior to Game 6 in the Motor City, which many are crediting with their resurgence in Monday night's thrilling 4-3 win.
Guy who hated Corey Crawford last week wants to have his babies now
"Craw had such an awesome run this weekend," said Teal, who only days ago was calling for Ray Emery to not only replace Crawford but to assassinate him. "Between Saturday at the United Center and Monday at the Joe, I've really come around on him. He's the best goalie on the planet!"
Samardzija pitches 2-hit complete game shutout gem against White Sox and no one cares
The Chicago Crosstown Classic series opened Monday concurrent with a critical Blackhawks-Red Wings Game 6, and Chicago sports fans remained unaware of Jeff Samardzija's accomplishment as they were glued to their televisions everywhere watching the showdown between the Blackhawks and the Red Wings.
Umpire admits blowing call just to piss off Hawk Harrelson
“The runner was safe by two feet,” admitted Hernandez after calling the Sox’ Alex Rios out on an inning-ending double-play in the 10th inning. “I figured it would be a good time to really piss off Hawk Harrelson."
Kane County Cougars send pitcher to Cubs for rehab assignment
“He can’t do any worse than what we got now,” manager Dale Sveum said after learning the 6’6”, 235-lb. right-hander would be joining his team. “Besides, ‘Feldmania’ is over, so why not try something new?”
Susannah Collins admits to placing curse on Blackhawks
“She said that eight-legged creatures would rain from the sky,” said UC employee Sam McAllister. “Sounded like gibberish to me. Then she yelled something about the Hawks never winning as long as the zebras ruled the land. I laughed. It makes me cry a little to think that I laughed.”
Bears fans congratulate Urlacher on retirement just weeks after calling him an asshole
Shortly after Brian Urlacher announced his retirement from the NFL, Chicago Bears fans offered him the sincerest of congratulations and the warmest wishes in the years to come, forgetting the fact they had been calling him an asshole for the last several weeks.
