Jimmer Fredette prepared for playoff spotlight
"People are going to question where the offense is going to come from. Well, that's why I'm here," said Fredette. "How about offensive rebounds? I've had one so I've proven myself there too."
That one Cardinals fan living in Chicago absolutely insufferable after Blues’ Game 1 victory
The Cardinals fan in question has been spotted approaching complete strangers while saying things like, "Tough loss for you guys last night, huh?" and, "You have to admit, from an outsiders perspective, that was a pretty great win for the Blues, wasn't it?"
Too much depth and a lack of egos poses problem for Blackhawks
Quenneville: "I can't joke around with them at all. They take everything so seriously. They're such team players that they're just going with the flow, no matter what line I put them on."
‘Totally healthy’ Kane and Toews will play rest of first round duck-taped to each-other
"Kane will do the bulk of the skating, while Toews will be strapped to his back, barking out orders. This should feel familiar to both.”
Female Blackhawks fan super-pissed she can’t grow a playoff beard
"Sure, I could wear a fake beard made of yarn or something, but it's not the same," she said, despondent. "I honestly don't give a crap about whether it's attractive. I just want to support the team."
Patrick Kane to return with healthy, glorious playoff mullet
"I've worked very hard during my time off to cultivate the flow and get the razors just right on the sides," said Kane. "My mullet will return to the ice in epic, glorious fashion whether we face the Blues or the Avalanche next week."
English alphabet gives 3-6 Chicago Cubs edge over 3-6 Cincinnati Reds
"Both the Cubs and Reds are 3-6, but thanks to 'Chi' being alphabetically superior to 'Cin,' the Cubs actually look like they're in fourth place all alone," said Benson. "And frankly, I'll take it!"
