Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 3, 2014 (Jets)
Follow along as the Bears hobbled wide-outs (hopefully) ring up 300 yards and three TDs against the Jets' second-rate defensive backfield.
Jim Cornelison to appear on The Voice
"I guess the secret is out. Yes, I will be on this season's Voice," said a jovial Cornelison. "The nation is gonna learn I can belt out more than O Canada. I don't want to give anything away, but let's say I'll have my pick of the judges."
Toews and Kane walk tightrope with Wallenda from United Center to Pilsen
“To be a winger on a line anchored by Captain Serious and Kaner is tougher than when I roped the Brooklyn Bridge to LaGuardia Airport in 1999,” Wallenda said.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 2, 2014
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only eight career NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 1, 2014
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only eight career NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Even Bill Swerski anxious for start of Blackhawks season
"Ah, ya know, I was just taking a break from watching da game to check da schedule of a certain team from a certain city," said Swerski. "Of course, I'm referring to Da Marauders of Da Ice, Da Hawks."
Virginia McCaskey wants Bon Jovi to buy Bills so she can sit next to...
"That's an NFL owner if I've ever seen one," McCaskey girlishly squealed. "The hair, that smile, the bad boy rock star attitude. Can someone get me some water? What are the people of Buffalo waiting for? There's your new owner right there. I haven't felt this strongly since Pat [Bowlen] was approved."
