Chicago pot dealers ‘totally depressed’ after Soto’s trade to Rangers
The Cubs trade of catcher Geo Soto to the Rangers earlier this week was barely headline-worthy material for fans, but another segment of the city's population is reportedly "despondent" at the news.
Six-drink minimum instated at Wrigley Field to ensure euphoric Cubs experience
In addition, blood alcohol machines have been installed at all gates. Fans who come into Wrigley with a BAC of .200 or higher will be refunded their entire ticket. This is expected to be about 35 percent of the fan base and 87 percent of the bleacher population.
Majority of Cubs fans at last night’s game completely unaware they almost saw a...
As A.J. Burnett effortlessly mowed down hapless Cubs hitters at Wrigley Tuesday night, fans in attendance were mostly oblivious to the fact the Pirates starter was just four outs away from a no-hitter.
Cubs schedule Tommy John surgery for Dempster in anticipation of today’s season-ending injury
"I've not been with the Cubs long, but I'm well aware of how cursed this franchise has been through the years," said team president Theo Epstein. "We're all dreading the very likely possibility that Ryan will blow out his elbow in Pittsburgh this afternoon."
Cubs players allowed cell phones on field to refute internet trade rumors
In the wake of Monday’s events – during which Ryan Dempster himself cut down wild trade speculation shortly before the Cubs played in Pittsburgh – the Cubs’ front office has deemed it necessary for players to have their cell phones on them at all times. If only to prove where they are.
Trade to Atlanta allows Dempster a shot at dorky white guy role in next...
Ryan Dempster was thrilled to be traded to Braves Monday because being close to Tyler Perry's Atlanta studios will allow him the chance to expand upon his comedy career by auditioning for the role of "Dorky White Guy 3" in Perry's next film, "Madea Goes to Fat Camp."
Baffled by Maholm’s recent success, Cubs option him to Iowa for someone who can...
One of the pleasant surprises this year is the success of former Pirates first round draft pick and avid crocheter, Paul Maholm who has somehow managed to climb over .500 on a team that expected him to adhere to his contracted standard of a .250 winning percentage.
