Cubs honor Wrigley’s 100th by announcing they’re ‘finally tearing the dump down’
The Cubs shocked the baseball world today by capping off Wednesday's ceremony honoring the 100th anniversary of Wrigley Field's opening by announcing the legendary stadium's impending demolition.
Samardzija claims health of economy hinges on his future contract
“You probably don’t know this about me, but I really know how to invest money,” said Samardzija. “We’re talking stocks, bonds, various hair care products, a giant pirate flag for my front lawn. Like an old flag from a real pirate ship. That has to cost a lot, right? I can totally turn this thing around."
That one Cardinals fan living in Chicago absolutely insufferable after Blues’ Game 1 victory
The Cardinals fan in question has been spotted approaching complete strangers while saying things like, "Tough loss for you guys last night, huh?" and, "You have to admit, from an outsiders perspective, that was a pretty great win for the Blues, wasn't it?"
English alphabet gives 3-6 Chicago Cubs edge over 3-6 Cincinnati Reds
"Both the Cubs and Reds are 3-6, but thanks to 'Chi' being alphabetically superior to 'Cin,' the Cubs actually look like they're in fourth place all alone," said Benson. "And frankly, I'll take it!"
The Cubs Fan’s Guide To Happiness — Get your copy!
Originally published in 2007, The Cubs Fan's Guide To Happiness is back with an updated edition for 2014. The book reveals what makes Cubs fans tick and what keeps them happy. It explains why it’s not over until you’re mathematically eliminated, why winning really isn’t everything, and why it’s perfectly acceptable to blame all your troubles on a scapegoat, which may or may not be an actual goat.
Embarrassed Junior Lake plays entire inning wearing a suit of armor
"After everyone poked fun at me for wearing the wrong visitors uniform the other day, I really wanted to make sure not to make the same mistake. But when I saw a blue home jersey and an antique suit of armor, I totally blanked on which one we were wearing for this series. I panicked, and I guess I chose the wrong uniform, which I pretty much realized right away when it started clinking heavily as I slowly lumbered to the outfield during warmups."
Cubs players unsure whether they should win or not
Many baseball experts believe that the Cubs are entering a grey area between rebuilding and actually competing. But, just a few days into the 2014 season, the players on the roster are still expressing confusion as to whether they should be tanking.
