Elderly Boston man prepares for retirement by moving to Florida

A Boston man nearing the end of his professional career this week announced he was moving his family to Florida to prepare for retirement.

The Heckler’s Second-Best Sports Town Tournament

With an unfortunate lack of viable competitions this March, we decided to unleash a tournament to determine the second-best sports town in America. We already know the winner (Chicago).

Belichick uses April Fools as cover up, claims his excitement for new QB Brian...

Patriots head coach Bill Belichick picked a perfect day to hold a press conference with his new starting quarterback, Brian Hoyer on April Fools Day as he shared his excitement for next season.

Robert Kraft trades himself to Tampa Bay

Saying that his life is in disarray without Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski in New England, Patriots owner Robert Kraft traded himself to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Gronk joins Buccaneers because he thinks they’re actual pirates

Rob Gronkowski requested a trade to Tampa Bay on Tuesday not because his former QB Tom Brady is currently there but because he appears to believes the Buccaneers are actually pirates.

Sources: Bucs were forced to throw in toilet paper and hand sanitizer to finalize...

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers desperately wanted to trade for Rob Gronkowski and were willing to throw in even some of their most valuable assets.

Belichick trades Aaron Hernandez to Raiders

Bill Belichick has traded another inactive Patriot, dealing deceased TE Aaron Hernandez to the Raiders for a fifth-round pick on Wednesday.