The Dallas Cowboys have an opening for a Senior Advisor according to an advertisement on Craigslist.com.

Coincidentally, the Cowboys published the job opening this past Wednesday, the same day Dan Reeves left the team after not being able to come to a contractual agreement with owner-general manager Jerry Jones.

According to the ad, the Cowboys are looking for someone with NFL front office experience who is willing to punch a clock.

It is rumored around Valley Ranch that Jones has instituted an hourly pay schedule, including a time clock, to motivate employees for their extra efforts in order to win a playoff game for the first time this century.

 

heckler editorial staff