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"Vic, congrats on the new job, but we need your help with one last thing," said Bears coach Matt Nagy. "Would you mind please putting together a defensive game plan for all 16 of our games next season?"
Like many Bears fans, head coach Matt Nagy is glued to the weather forecast in anticipating of Sunday’s playoff game against the Eagles. However, the reason for Nagy’s motivation is a little different. “I just hope it’s warm enough for me to wear my lucky Bears visor,” said Nagy. “I got it at the start […]
“Playing lineman is challenging enough, but I never realized how stressful it can be running that kneel down play," said Leno. "Like, what if you drop it, and can’t find it? Then, it’s all over man. I’m just glad I pulled it off!"
“We’ve seen it all this year,” said Nagy. “We’ve seen guards catching touchdowns, running backs passing for TDs, and even defensive lineman rushing for them. But it’s been a very long time since anybody in the NFL has utilized the forward pass to connect QBs and receivers.”
"Who needs a kicker when you have a defense like this, am I right?" asked Nagy, as he nonchalantly shook a black Magic 8 ball in his hand.
Unfortunately for Chicago, the Bears couldn't overcome Nagy's bizarre play-calling and lost to Miami in OT 31-28, tax and tip not included.