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Gould becomes first kicker in history to demand trade
Robbie Gould today made headlines when he became the first kicker in NFL history to demand a trade. “Yes, I know this is super-ballsy of me,” said Gould, who is also the first kicker to ever be franchised-tagged. “But I’m at the end of my career and am kind of like an old man who […]
Curt Schilling and Sean Hannity announced as 2020 Cubs broadcasters
The Cubs broadcast booth is about to be more wide right than a Cody Parkey field goal come 2020, after the Cubs announced that Curt Schilling and Sean Hannity will be the new voices of Cubs games. Schilling, whose socks now bleed red, white and blue, will take over for Len Kasper as the play-by-play […]
Bears sign new kicker ‘Not Cody Parkey’
"Seriously, we could have signed just about anyone," said GM Ryan Pace. "As long as it's anyone but Parkey, I'm happy."
Alshon Jeffery ‘totally pissed’ the TODAY show hasn’t called him yet
"They had Cody Parkey on to tell him how honorable he was after he missed that kick," said Jeffery. "I dropped a routine pass into the hands of a defender that sealed a playoff loss for us. Can't I be honorable too?"
Cody Parkey quits football to join the TODAY show full time
"I've found my true calling," said Parkey just minutes after wrapping his appearance on the TODAY show Friday. "This is where I'm meant to be."
Bears fan who named dog ‘Cody Barkey’ really regretting his decision now
"We adopted him on the same day the Bears signed Parkey, so we figured why not name our pooch 'Cody Barkey'?" said Ortiz, of Hoffman Estates. "Well, now I know why not."
Bears fan pretends to be happy with great regular season
After a surprise 12-4 season and NFC North title, the Chicago Bears became a hot pick to run the table this postseason. However, after Sunday night’s heartbreaking 16-15 defeat to the Eagles, one fan is pretending he’s just happy with the way the regular season worked out. “Going into this season, I would have been […]