Wednesday, May 1, 2024

Cutler trade may cause shutdown of Bears Quarterback Carousel

Today the city is mourning the apparent demise of the beloved Bears Quarterback Carousel.

Manny tests positive for ‘Crazy Juice’

The red-hot Dodgers and their fans are reeling today after news broke that slugger Manny Ramirez will be handed a 50-game suspension for testing positive for what insiders are calling "Crazy Juice."

Piniella’s minor league lineup can’t solve Lincecum

When Cubs manager Lou Piniella saw that his team would be facing last year's Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum of the Giants on Tuesday afternoon, he immediately flew the white flag of surrender.

Report: Joe Montana once faxed suggestive photo to 49ers cheerleader

Just a week ago suggestive photos, allegedly sent by Brett Favre to a former Jets employee, were published on the internet, creating a national stir. Now another great quarterback's sexually inappropriate photographic transmissions have been exposed.

World Series reefer madness leads to marijuana legalization nationwide

With San Francisco Giants fans openly toking in the stands of AT&T Park during the World Series, federal law enforcement officials have decided to end the war on pot smoking.

Tebow memoirs to begin at conception

Responding to critics who say he’s far too young to have completed actual memoirs, Broncos QB Tim Tebow says the narrative of his autobiographical book will begin at the moment of his conception.

Citing ‘Perfect Match,’ 1-10 Clippers extend Del Negro through 2023

The Clippers, off to an abysmal 1-10 start this season, have signed first-year coach Vinny Del Negro to an eight-year contract extension, the team revealed Monday.