“I work hard on this lawn,” Jones said. “Last year, I won the neighborhood’s green thumb award. I mow the lawn on average 3.4 times per week. That’s leading the neighborhood in grass clippings per half acre!”
Play along as the Bears take on the Jaguars in a city that probably can't support a D-II college team.
"Sure, 32 points is a lot for us," said Bradley. "But we looked really good on that blocked-punt safety yesterday. Maybe we can squeak out a few more of those. A couple field goals and an MJD TD here or there and we've got a great chance at 32 points this season."
No way am I putting this carload of crapola on my air,” station manager Delmore “Bo” DuBose of Dothan, Alabama’s WTVY-TV 4 said. “I’ll put on a replay of the 1974 Auburn-Alabama game."
As a result, all of the Jaguars remaining games have been canceled and their opponents granted a win in the standings (since they would have won anyway).
The Denver Broncos come into Sunday's contest versus the Jaguars having scored 362 points in five games this season, led by Peyton Manning, who is averaging 13 TD's a game during that span.
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