Valley Ranch bloodletting: Cowboys cut ties with Terrell Owens, Roy Williams
Terrell Owens was joined in the unemployment line on Thursday by defensive back Roy Williams.
Anger mananagement helps Jason Kidd save Mavericks
After years of taking anger management classes, Dallas Mavericks guard Jason Kidd keeps owner Mark Cuban from literally blowing up the Mavs.
So Long Wiz: Last words with a former Hawk
Now-former Blackhawks defenseman James Wisniewski is known as a screwball, as evidenced by the multitude of team promos and other unavoidable YouTube clips. He's also one of the tougher guys on the team, never backing down from a brawl, even if it means risking life and limb like with the serious knee injury he re-aggravated last season after scrapping with Nashville's Jordin Tootoo at the end of a game.
Manny to re-sign with Dodgers, looks forward to hitting .500 against Cubs again
To many observers, Manny Ramirez is a clubhouse cancer and an aging slugger on the downside of his career. To the LA Dodgers, he remains one of baseball's best hitters and provides a much-needed edge in the NL. The Dodgers reportedly are nearing a two-year, $45 million contract extension, and Ramirez is certain of two things: 1. He's going to continue acting like a loon and 2. He's going to hit at least .500 again against the Cubs.
Future ‘Blackhawks Hard Hat Night’ promotions cancelled after tumultuous weekend at the United Center
Handing out 10,000 hard hats might not be the brightest promotion at a sport in which fans are known to toss their headwear on the playing surface to celebrate the outstanding accomplishment of a player. And as luck would have it, Jonathan Toews' first career hat trick just so happened to occur on "Blackhawks Hard Hat Night" Friday against the Penguins.
Bears announce free agent signing of lineman/admin assistant
It took the Bears all of two hours into free agency to proudly announce their big off-season acquisition. On Friday, unknown offensive lineman and pencil-pusher Frank Omiyale signed a lucrative four year deal with the team in the mail room at Halas Hall.
Future ‘Blackhawks Hard Hat Night’ promotions cancelled after tumultuous weekend at the United Center
Handing out 10,000 hard hats might not be the brightest promotion at a sport in which fans are known to toss their headwear on the playing surface to celebrate the outstanding accomplishment of a player. And as luck would have it, Jonathan Toews' first career hat trick just so happened to occur on "Blackhawks Hard Hat Night" Friday against the Penguins.

