Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Lovie strikes fear into opposing teams’ hearts with proclamation that ‘Bears will be good’

Lovie Smith is not known for rousing pregame or halftime speeches. His rhetoric is so uninspiring that he plays clips from movies like "Rudy" and "Varsity Blues" to fire up his team during halftime.

Huet loses Stanley Cup

While NHL officials have not given up hope of finding it, the location of hockey's storied Stanley Cup is presently unknown, having gone missing while in the possession of Blackhawks backup goalie Cristobal Huet.

Zambrano to return in straitjacket; Troubled hurler spewing new ‘Hell Pitch’ from his mouth

When troubled pitcher Carlos Zambrano re-joins the Cubs tomorrow it will be on the condition that he wear a straitjacket during play, forcing him to pitch with his mouth.

Radio Brief: Chicago sports media working to correct recent underreporting of unfounded rumors

The Chicago sports world is very worried about the lack of wild speculation gripping the city.

Andruw Jones wakes up with severed horse head in bed after nearly hitting Daley...

Mayor Daley received a major scare after Andruw Jones lost control of his bat during the fourth inning of Wednesday night's White Sox-Mariners game, nearly hitting Daley who was sitting in the second row.

D Lee doesn’t feel like trying to win a World Series this year

Derrek Lee today informed the Cubs he would invoke his no-trade clause should the team attempt to deal him to a contender before Saturday's trade deadline. Accepting a trade would have helped the Cubs dump some payroll while enabling him to pursue a championship.