Wisconsin

As soon as the cheerleader-less Packers and Steelers advanced to Super Bowl XLV, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones immediately went about the task of putting together the largest cheerleader team in history by hiring every stripper in the state of Texas.

A few familiar folks are heading to Dallas for Super Bowl XVL and Cowboys fans might not like it. Cartoon by Rick Atkinson

Most of Chicago is disgusted by Green Bay's Super Bowl run, but the owners of Will's Northwoods Inn in Lakeview are reaping vast rewards as a small group of die-hard fans are already lining up to get their choice of highly contested tables at the infamous Packers' bar for the Super Bowl even though it doesn't happen for more than four days.

A paternity test conducted by the Maury Povich Show has revealed that famed Italian model Fabio is in fact the father of Packers linebacker Clay Matthews.

Super Bowl celebrations raged into uncharted realms of vandalism late Sunday night in Wisconsin. Thousands of looters dressed in orange hunting bibs set overturned snowmobiles on fire, torched a cheese museum and pillaged a taxidermy shop.

Thanks to an assist from John Cena, Green Bay QB Aaron Rodgers became the WWE champion on Monday's edition of 'Raw' after defeating The Miz in a no-disqualification match.

A Packer fan's excitement about getting to go to the Super Bowl to see his team play is matched only by the exhilaration he's had killing new and exotic animals in Texas this week.