Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Canucks fans, players and front office excited to whine their way into second round

After a thrilling first-round OT Game 7 win in Vancouver over the Blackhawks Tuesday night, the Canucks and their fans said they are really excited to be whining their way into the second round where their incessant complaining and bellyaching is sure to annoy the crap out of Nashville, their next opponent.

Henrik Sedin quits hockey to pursue Olympic diving

The Vancouver Canucks were dealt a huge blow Tuesday afternoon when superstar center Henrik Sedin announced he is quitting hockey to pursue his true passion: diving.

Bulls players crossing fingers for another Boozer gym bag accident

Bulls players are holding out hope that unproductive Carlos Boozer trips over another gym bag before Game 5 of their series against the Pacers.

Engaged Cutler listed as questionable for wedding ceremony

Jay Cutler proposed to his reality TV girlfriend Kristin Cavallari over the weekend and the Bears' star QB is already listed as questionable for the wedding ceremony due to an apparent knee injury.

Cubs blogger claims to love team despite doing nothing but bitching about them

Twenty-nine-year-old Chicagoan Pat Snyder claims to undyingly love the Cubs even though he does nothing but complain about them on his blog DiggingtheIvy.com.

Get your super-cheap tickets today for The Heckler’s Cubs-Cards outing at Wrigley May 11

Next month The Heckler will be hosting huge group outings at Wrigley for Cubs-Cards on Wednesday, May 11. Now is your chance to get on board at the discounted price of just $45. Just click this link to make your purchase.

Canucks to play all of Game 7 with goalie pulled

With their number one goalie shell-shocked and backup injured, the Canucks have decided to go sans netminder for the series-deciding game against the Blackhawks Tuesday night in Vancouver.