Eddie Olczyk headed to rehab after ice cream binge
"For years, Eddie has struggled to keep his love of soft-serve ice cream under control. While his obsession with the frozen treat may seem harmless, like when he jokes with partner Pat Foley about getting some ice cream during broadcasts, it can lead to destructive behavior. We all love Eddie and just want him to get better soon."
Fox says Bears defense will ditch ‘Prevent 60’ scheme next year
"While the scheme technically achieved its objective, it's been my experience that setting more challenging goals is the way to go," said Fox. "It's pretty basic. If you only score 20 to 30 points per game on average, then holding the other team to 55 isn't going to result in victory."
Cubs regret trying to save money by having Jon Lester rebuild bleachers
"When they told me I would be a central piece of the team's rebuilding project, I thought 'sure, I'll do my best to bring a winning attitude,'" said the former Red Sox ace. "It came as a complete shock when [GM Theo] Epstein handed me the keys to a bulldozer and told me to get to work."
Maddon spends entire 2015 salary buying drinks for fans at Cubs Convention
"What am I gonna do, say no?" Maddon asked. "A guy from Des Moines wanted me to buy him a couple beers, so I said 'sure, drinks on me.' Next thing I know word spread throughout the whole hotel that I was buying for everyone. I guess this is why I can only afford to live in an RV."
Bears fans surprised to learn Soldier Field ‘Dead’ shows have nothing to do with...
The Grateful Dead today announced three shows at Soldier Field this summer as a farewell run and commemoration of the band's 50th anniversary. The news came as a shock to Bears fans who associated anything "dead" at Soldier Field with the Chicago Bears.
John Fox hiring immediately fixes everything wrong with the Bears
After beginning the offseason cleaning house by firing head coach Marc Trestman and general manager Phil Emery, the Bears have announced that they have hired recently fired Broncos head coach John Fox in a move that will immediately fix every single thing that is wrong with the team in every way imaginable.
Cubs announce ‘Sporting News World Series Prediction Commemorative Pin Night’
"This really is a unique moment in history for the team," Cubs President Theo Epstein said. "For many years we've had special celebrations for rosters that achieved dubious distinctions, such as almost winning the pennant or division, or gaining a Wild Card berth. This time we can actually add the words 'World Series' to the pin."
