Oney to replace Ozzie as manager and only communicate with White Sox via Twitter
In a surprising move, the White Sox announced Monday night that Ozzie Guillen would be replaced as manager by his son Oney, who will communicate with the team exclusively via Twitter, which is the only way he knows how to express himself.
Kenny Williams tries to sneak Dunn contract in Ozzie’s pocket during good-bye hug
"What the [expletive deleted] is this?" shouted Guillen. "You try to hang me with this [expletive deleted] contract? It's the reason I'm out of a job right now you son of a bitch."
Simon Cowell blasts Bears offense for having ‘less rhythm than a drunk turkey’
Former American Idol and current X Factor judge Simon Cowell was not impressed with the Bears’ offensive showing against the Packers on Sunday, labeling it the worst performance he’s seen in his 10 years at Fox.
Tice suits up after all
Just a few days after suggesting he might suit up to play, Bears offensive line coach Mike Tice has decided to follow through on the idea and is slated to start at right tackle against the Packers.
Fox announcers plan to spend most of Bears-Packers game praising Cam Newton
NFL on FOX announcers have expressed their excitement for this Sunday's heated rivalry between the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers, during which they plan to talk about the impressive start of Carolina Panthers rookie, Cam Newton, for the majority of the game.
Lovie purchases short leash for Martz to wear on game day
Bears head coach Lovie Smith isn’t taking any more chances when it comes to reining in offensive coordinator Mike Martz, as evidenced by the short leash and harness Martz will be forced to wear...
Play Bears-Packers Bingo during Sunday’s Fox broadcast
Sunday's Bears-Packers game is getting the A-team treatment from Fox, meaning 81 percent of the country will be tuning into Joe Buck and Troy Aikman's call. While we would never predict a winner or score of a game, unless it were for wagering purposes, one thing is certain: The same old tired cliches, worn-out subjects and visuals will be on full display in this "storied rivalry" (there's a freebie right there). Print out and play along!
