Lovie now encouraging players to do goofy gymnastics-like celebrations after every TD
Uninspired, dull, comatose and vanilla are adjectives that perhaps best describe Lovie Smith’s sideline demeanor. However, the normally stoic Bears head coach came out of his shell Sunday, summoning his inner Chad Ochocinco to encourage his players to “celebrate their asses off” following every TD.
Kane joins Twitter, but just to hit on girls
The internet was abuzz last week when Patrick Kane signed up for a Twitter account. Not surprisingly, it appears he's only done it to try to pick up women and has unknowingly been hitting mostly on spambots, which are fake accounts often set up to drive users to phishing sites.
Cubs fans’ enthuasiam for Theo and Francona cools after learning ’04 and ’07 WS...
Cubs fans have generally been enthusiastic to the idea of Terry Francona and Theo Epstein joining their team, but that's begun to change now that it was revealed the World Series titles Epstein and Francona won with Boston in 2004 and 2007 are not retroactively transferable to the Cubs.
NFL orders Lovie Smith to attend Clock Management sessions
Following his team’s sloppy, poorly coached 34-29 victory against the Carolina Panthers, Lovie Smith was sentenced to 18 hours of Clock Management training.
ESPN’s Beth Mowins recognized for ability to call games as poorly as most males
Following Illinois’ 38-35 victory over Northwestern Saturday, ESPN play-by-play broadcaster Beth Mowins was given praise by many viewers for her call of the game. “It was brutal,” said Illini fan Gary Wendell. “She was as bad at calling the game as most of the men at ESPN.”
Cubs hire Epstein, Francona and Ted Williams’ head
Just a few days after Boston's shocking September collapse, the Cubs have swooped in and hired three beloved Red Sox figures: Theo Epstein as GM, Terry Francona as manager and Ted Williams’ head as hitting coach.
The Heckler’s Fall ’11 issue is out
The Heckler's Fall 2011 issue is out. If you're a paid subscriber, check your email for download information. Also, non-subscribers can download the PDF for just 99 cents.
