Theo says Cubs can’t rebuild until they’ve been torn down
“I don’t like the term ‘rebuilding’,” Epstein said during spring training. “We’re tearing down, especially with Koyie Hill mysteriously on the roster again. Rebuilding comes next.”
Every Chicagosports.com commenter revealed to be one bored guy with 18,000 screen names
How could Steve Rosenbloom’s awful blog post have possibly garnered 40 comments from 37 different posters? The answer: there were not 37 different posters. Every post was made by one man using different screennames, super-bored Chicago sports fan Frank Weinheimer.
Veterans urge Cubs not to dedicate today’s Memorial Day game to them
"The last time the Cubs held a pre-game ceremony for us they got shelled 14-2," said Stan Swenson, president of the local VFW chapter. "And now that they're even more terrible, it will probably be even worse."
Heckler Pie Chart: Why are you still watching the Cubs?
The season's in the tank and it's only May. So why are you still watching the Cubs on TV?
Cubs use off-day to celebrate midway point of eventual 18-game losing streak
The Cubs took advantage of a rare road off-day Thursday to celebrate reaching an important milestone on the way to their eventual season-worst 18-game winning streak.
Fukudome just now realizing he’s on some other Chicago baseball team
"This is not the Chicago Small Walking Bears team, is it?" asked the Japanese outfielder through his interpreter. "When I was told I was going back to Chicago, I thought it was with the Small Walking Bears, but now I just found out this is some other team named after hosiery."
Cubs will play Harlem Globetrotters over and over for rest of the season
“The Globetrotters like to be assured that opposing teams won’t try to score too much, as it detracts from their antics,” said team CEO Kurt ‘Vitamin K’ Schneider. “And the Cubs seem to play every game with no intention of scoring.”
