Presidential nominees finally agree on one issue: Hawk Harrelson broadcasts considered inhumane torture
Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney made some interesting remarks at last week's Republican National Convention, outlining his foreign policy headlined by his promise to abolish the use of Hawk Harrelson broadcasts as torture for terrorism inmates.
Bears move J’Marcus Webb to more appropriate ‘Left Sackle’ position
"This really shores up the line and takes a lot of pressure off J'Marcus," said offensive coordinator Mike Tice. "Coaching is about putting players in the position to succeed. If his only role is to give up sacks, the guy can't fail. It's his specialty!"
Cubs unable to field complete team after majority of teenaged roster forced back to...
About half of the 25-man roster suddenly departed on Thursday after being hunted down and returned to high school by truant officers, leaving the Cubs unable to field a team or even send out a pitcher.
Brett Jackson strikes out four times in one at-bat
“I didn’t even think it was possible,” said Epstein of Jackson’s performance. “I’d be laughing my ass off if he wasn’t on our team. What’s he going to do next? Trip over his shoelaces while running out a fly ball?”
Urlacher admits trying to cure knee by injecting it with Jell-O may have been...
"In hindsight, I guess it makes sense that injecting Jell-O into a major joint wouldn't solve anything," said Urlacher. "But I wanted to do everything possible before having to go under the knife."
Cubs send Astros flowers, ask them not to leave
It became apparent over the weekend that the Cubs suddenly noticed the value of their partners in shame when thousands of bouquets of flowers appeared around Minute Maid park with notes that read: “Gonna miss u. Baby plz don’t go."
Major League Baseball encourages Cubs to start using PEDs
"There are many people out there using drugs to increase performance," he said. "I wholeheartedly endorse usage by the Chicago Cubs. They are that bad."
