Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 6, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Kasper in critical condition after learning Brenly won’t return to Cubs broadcast booth
"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" Kasper was heard howling as paramedics rushed him into the ER. "It can't be ... we haven't even finished our 'Tunes from the Booth' album yet."
Sanchez asks Tillman, Briggs to play WR for Jets during Bears’ bye week
“The two have more receiving touchdowns than Calvin Johnson for crying out loud,” said an agitated Sanchez. “Surely they can catch better than Chaz Shilens and Jeremy Kerly. Hell, we already have [Antonio] Cromartie playing DB and wide receiver!”
Hawk Harrelson breaks down, admits his career is a complete sham
"In my 53 years in Major League Baseball, I have never witnessed a bigger scam brought on the fans than that of my own career," said Harrelson.
Exclusive copy of Gary Bettman’s resume obtained by TheHeckler.com
Much to the chagrin of NHL fans, Commissioner Gary Bettman is still employed. But he is worried, apparently, as he recently began sending out resumes to prospective employers. The Heckler received an exclusive copy.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 5, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Briggs to move to wideout after Jeffery injury
Alshon Jeffery's hand injury has prompted Bears coach Lovie Smith to move Lance Briggs from linebacker to wide receiver.
