Dilfer claims Jay Cutler was actually tying Webb’s shoes together
"Sure, the video looked like Jay was helping Webb out by tying his shoe," said noted Cutler-hater Trent Dilfer of ESPN. "But he was obviously just tying his shoes together so the big guy would be humiliated on TV. That's not leadership!"
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 12, 2012 (Vikings)
Play along as the Bears and their troubled offensive line take on the Vikings in a "must-win" game with "playoff type atmosphere."
Cutler getting a new offensive line for Christmas
"I really wanted to wait until the big day to give it to him, but without his present he may not make it to Christmas in one piece," said Smith.
Gabe Carimi thankful for still being employed
As families gathered around the dinner table this Thursday, many people gave thanks for the important things in life. Bears offensive tackle Gabe Carimi, for example, is happy to still be employed after last Monday's performance.
Bears to start two blocking sleds at offensive tackle against Vikings
"What happened to our offensive line in San Francisco was completely unacceptable," exhausted head coach Lovie Smith said, after apparently staying up all night re-living the nightmare that was the Bears 32-7 loss. "It was so bad, I almost raised my voice at one point."
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 11, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Patrick Kane arrested for SWI in Switzerland
"Mr. Kane was not the only one on the hill," a police spokesman said. "But he was the easiest to catch as he had never skied before."
