Closer look at Mayan calendar reveals world will only end if Packers beat Bears...
"We uncovered a link between mass celebrations in the land of the frozen tundra and a cataclysmic earthquake that could trigger the apocalypse," said Mesoamerican expert Donald Benson.
Packer fan’s wife to seek asylum during trip to Chicago
"If Stan didn't want this to happen, he never should have taken me to last year's game and dangled civilized society in front of me," she said.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 14, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
New Cubs Schierholtz, Fujikawa promptly put Chicago homes up for sale
“I figure I haven’t hung anything up yet, so there are no holes in the walls,” said Schierholtz. “My dog hasn’t peed anywhere. Why risk it?”
NFL switches to two-hand touch for 2013
Under the collective bargaining agreement reached last night, the NFL will only allow players to use two hands to "tackle" players, no double touches, and if they push too hard, the opposing player's mom will be allowed to yell at them from the window.
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 14, 2012 (Vikings)
Play along as the Bears head north to take on the Vikings in what the broadcasters will surely call a must-win game.
Ronnie Woo-Woo runs over Bernie Brewer to retaliate for Sveum shooting
As he drove away from the scene, Woo-Woo leaned out the window shouting, "REVENGE, WOO! SUCK IT, WOO! CUBS, WOO!"
