Chicago Blackhawks Bingo — Conference Semifinals Game 1
Play along as the Blackhawks take on the rival Red Wings in what NBC Sports will probably bill as the biggest grudge match since ever!
Red Wings taken by total surprise at winning first round of playoffs
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Coach Mike Babcock said of his team that meandered between the 9th and 10th spots in the conference before making the NHL tourney. “We backed into the playoffs and then got lucky enough to beat a hockey club that cares even less than we do.”
Anthony Rizzo splurges on a Vespa
“Ever since I played for Italy in the World Baseball Classic and got rides to and from games and practices on the back of my teammates’ Vespas, I have been looking forward to the day where I could purchase my own," said Rizzo. "Thanks to the new contract, today is that wonderful day.”
No deal: Urlacher only leaning toward Minnesota because knees won’t bend any other way
"I tried leaning south, but I've completely lost the range of motion," Urlacher lamented, referring to his balky knees. "If someone could just pick me up and spin me, I'd be able to lean toward Denver or maybe even a team on the East Coast."
Cubs Week in Review: 4-2 versus good teams?!
The key to the team's success is obviously derived from starting pitchers able to scientifically harness beard power and apply toward ERA/WHIP and velocity.
Cubs pitcher Ed Jackson allowed to go back to ‘Edwin’ after getting first victory
"Man, it had gotten so bad that Dale [Sveum] was having all my teammates call me Edlose until I won my first game," said Edwin/Ed/Edlose.
Chris Bosh denies being a velociraptor, tells reporters ‘NEEEYAHHHHH’
Bosh was clearly upset at the report, viewing it as an insult toward his general appearance and gangliness. He spoke long and eloquently at a press conference to deny these rumors, telling reporters, "NEEEYAHHHH, SCREEE SCREEE AYIYIYIYI NEEEUGHHH."
