Cubs sign reliever fans are going to boo the shit out of in a...
The Cubs signed reliever James McDonald to a minor league deal Friday, with an invite to spring training where he could make the big league club's opening day roster.
Super Bowl replaced by BuzzFeed quiz that determines ‘Which team you would’ve rooted for’
"In lieu of staging an actual game and letting people experience something in reality, we've decided to just team up with BuzzFeed to determine who you would have rooted for, if the game had actually been played," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.
‘Family friendly’ Cubs back out of Budweiser deal in favor of Welch’s Grape Juice
“We realize that we had agreed to replace Old Style with Bud, but at the same time we’re actively trying to make the game day experience much more fun for families,” said Cubs Business President Crane Kenney.
Cubs manager relieved he doesn’t have to learn conversational Japanese after all
"Whew, that was close," said Renteria. "I was afraid I'd have to learn a few dozen Japanese phrases and that would have been a total hassle."
Epstein admits he only pursued Tanaka to make Samardzija jealous
"Samardzija has been playing really hard to get lately about the contract extension we offered him," Epstein sheepishly told reporters. "So I figured if we made a play for a more attractive, desirable arm in a public setting to make sure Jeff knew about it, it might make him jealous and, I don't know, want to stay with us."
White Sox fan trashes Cubs, forgets his own team lost 99 games last year
"Wait, uh ... seriously?" asked Peluski, dumbfounded. "No, that can't be right. No [expletive deleted] way."
Ronnie Woo-Woo questioned after Clark the Cub found murdered at Cubs Con
Police were called to the Sheraton Chicago Hotel & Towers early Saturday morning when fans stumbling back to their rooms at 2 a.m. found the dead body of new Cubs mascot, Clark the Cub, on lower N. Water Street.
