Veterans urge Cubs not to dedicate today’s Memorial Day game to them
"The last time the Cubs held a pre-game ceremony for us they got shelled 14-2," said Stan Swenson, president of the local VFW chapter. "And now that they're even more terrible, it will probably be even worse."
Heckler Pie Chart: Why are you still watching the Cubs?
The season's in the tank and it's only May. So why are you still watching the Cubs on TV?
Cubs use off-day to celebrate midway point of eventual 18-game losing streak
The Cubs took advantage of a rare road off-day Thursday to celebrate reaching an important milestone on the way to their eventual season-worst 18-game winning streak.
Fukudome just now realizing he’s on some other Chicago baseball team
"This is not the Chicago Small Walking Bears team, is it?" asked the Japanese outfielder through his interpreter. "When I was told I was going back to Chicago, I thought it was with the Small Walking Bears, but now I just found out this is some other team named after hosiery."
Cubs will play Harlem Globetrotters over and over for rest of the season
“The Globetrotters like to be assured that opposing teams won’t try to score too much, as it detracts from their antics,” said team CEO Kurt ‘Vitamin K’ Schneider. “And the Cubs seem to play every game with no intention of scoring.”
Cubs reacquire Mark Prior to assume Wood’s role on DL
"I'm thrilled to be back in Chicago," said Prior. "There are no words to describe the feeling of taking Kerry's spot on the DL. Very big shoes to fill."
Cubs low-scoring offense qualifies team for PGA Championship
After scoring only 20 runs in their last seven games, and reaching a losing streak of eight, the Cubs received some outstanding news after Tuesday’s 2-1 loss to the Astros.
