Following Green Bay’s loss to San Francisco in Week 1, lifelong Packers fan Steve Grabownski has threatened to move to Canada if the team loses to the Bears on Thursday.

“This isn’t what I signed up for,” he said, angrily finishing his third comfort burger of the night. “I don’t think I can live in a country that allows the Bears to be in first place while the obviously superior Pack wallows in last.”

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