Moments before Julius Caesar was murdered on March 15, 44 BC, he was reported to have uttered “Et tu Brute?” to a close friend who assisted in the assassination. This is a misquote.
He actually said “Et tu Woo-Woo?” when he saw the Cubs super fan who somehow scored a front row seat to the famous killing. Since then, Woo-Woo has been banned from all government proceedings other than his own parole hearings.
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From the March 2010 issue. Click here to subscribe today!