Apparently angered by Chicago’s failure to fully embrace him, Bradley finally reached his breaking point when a toll booth worker gave him a “weird look” during his drive home from Wrigley Field Friday evening. Bradley put the pedal to the floor of his 2009 Jaguar, unpacked several automatic guns stored in his backseat and began firing at random commuters.
“Luckily his aim is pathetic. He fired nearly 1,000 rounds and only connected on a few dozen,” said Lake County sheriff Tom Mesner. “It’s like the guy can’t do anything right these days.”
Cubs GM Jim Hendry, already under fire for his team’s poor performance this season, was frank after the incident.
“I knew we were taking a chance by signing Milton to a three-year deal this winter,” said Hendry. “To be honest with you, I was expecting him to snap much earlier in the season.”
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