Despite being one of the marquee franchises in the NBA, the Los Angeles Lakers have been transitioned off TNT and NBC. Instead, their games will be aired on a network that makes more sense: SOAPnet.

“We’re overjoyed!” said SOAPnet exec Sally Benson. “These guys are way more melodramatic than our current shows and storylines. Will Kobe [Bryant] and Dwight [Howard] make up? Will Steve [Nash] come between them? Or will their rivalry tear this team apart? You’ll have to tune in to find out!”

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