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Cardinals fan admits it’s easy to self quarantine because there is...

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Steroid use up 50% among idiot Cardinals fans

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McGwire admits to decade of steroid use; proves winners never cheat

hecklerbrad - January 11, 2010

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Under McGwire, Cardinals hitters to abandon doubles and triples

hecklerbrad - October 28, 2009

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DeRosa brings 2016 Olympics to St. Louis

hecklerbrad - September 17, 2009

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Cards acquire DeRosa, immediately clinch NL Central

hecklerbrad - June 29, 2009

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Cubs forget how to play baseball in St. Louis

hecklerbrad - May 22, 2009

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Cardinals fan admits it’s easy to self quarantine because there is...

Steroid use up 50% among idiot Cardinals fans

McGwire admits to decade of steroid use; proves winners never cheat

Under McGwire, Cardinals hitters to abandon doubles and triples

DeRosa brings 2016 Olympics to St. Louis

Cards acquire DeRosa, immediately clinch NL Central

Cubs forget how to play baseball in St. Louis