Under the cover of darkness, team personnel cloaked in black removed all teddy bears and other stuffed animals, as well as security blankets and pacifiers from the players’ hotel rooms and visitors’ clubhouse.
Many have been skeptical of Heyward’s recent success--wondering how the right fielder has been able to drastically turn it around. Heyward himself had the simple answer.
“I just found out tonight that Anthony Rizzo doesn’t play for the White Sox," said Jenson. "He plays for the Cubs, did you guys know that?”
As Rizzo rounded third, a silence fell over the crowd and many fans removed their hats out of respect for the life the ball had given to the players and fans.
In a shocking turn of events, Cubs’ all-star shortstop Javy Baez has decided to quit baseball to pursue a career as a magician.
It appears television cannot get enough of the Chicago Cubs. Fresh off their appearance on Saturday Night Live, NBC announced that Anthony Rizzo, David Ross and Dexter Fowler have been hired to anchor the network’s Presidential election coverage.