Friday, August 19, 2022

Cutler extends 10-year playoff winning streak in victory over Seahawks

While elite quarterbacks Aaron Rodgers, Ben Roethlisberger and Tom Brady dominate the postseason headlines, Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is baffled that his lifetime playoff exploits have been ignored. After a rout of the Seahawks Sunday, the surly QB hasn't lost a playoff game since prior to his Indiana high school Class 3A championship in 2000.

Montero refuses trade to Seattle, joins Peace Corps instead

“I really, really tried to look on the bright side,” Montero insisted. “I mean, Seattle’s not Kansas City, not Cleveland. Still, it didn’t help. Besides, you need a rocket launcher to get a ball out of Safeco. I had to follow my heart.”

Richard Sherman named first-ever NFL Player-Referee

“It’s true I know the rules better than anyone and can play-ref this game blindfolded,” claims Sherman. “Unfortunately, I also see this as an opportunity for the league to suspend or fine me double every week.”

Marshawn Lynch says nothing but ’You know why I’m here’ over and over about...

Marshawn Lynch gave an in-depth interview Thursday about his return to the Seahawks, saying nothing but “You know why I'm here” over and over.