"With the popularity of Kaepernicking and the sheer volume of customers that come through here during game week, we could be looking at a few grand a night for simply kissing a guy's bicep tattoo. The price is actually triple if the tattoo is located anywhere besides the bicep."
"This will be better than Madonna, Ashlee Simpson and Milli Vanilli all rolled up into one," she said. "I've been studying 'Blame it on the Rain' for weeks and I think I can top it."
Detailed crowd analysis revealed that the parade, called the Bay Day March on Fiscal Freedom, got a better turnout than the San Francisco Giants did for their recent World Series rally.
Hundreds of thousands of people in San Francisco are commemorating Halloween Wednesday by taking to the streets pretending to be Giants fans.
Bud Selig shocked baseball Sunday night by revoking the Giants World Series victory because of Melky Cabrera's PED suspension in August after playing 113 games in 2012.