Saturday, May 18, 2024

The Heckler sues the NHL for stealing material after Sharks coach misses games due...

In a rare turn of events, the well-regarded sports web site The Heckler has sued the NHL, the San Jose Sharks, and commissioner Gary Bettman because of a stretch of games last week in which Sharks coach Todd McLellan had to sit out for a concussion.

Brian Wilson vows to return from Tommy John surgery more insane than ever

On the shelf for the rest of the season after undergoing Tommy John Thursday, offbeat Giants closer Brian Wilson has pledged to return more insane than ever.

Guy who forgot to set his fantasy lineup only person in the world not...

"I don't care if everyone says [Matt] Cain is a great guy," said Phil Ramirez, whose fantasy team, Smack my Pitch Up is in 10th place in his 12-team league. "I forgot to start him last night and because of that he's an asshole."

Depressed Mickelson considering career change after lousy U.S. Open performance

"I'm not so sure about this whole pro golfer-thing anymore," said Mickelson. "Sure, I've got a loving, beautiful family, millions of adoring fans, and a massive fortune, but golf just doesn't seem to be doing it for me right now."

Giants ashamed Melky has tarnished their storied reputation of never getting caught cheating

The Giants front office has publicly admitted it's ashamed that after decades of getting away scot-free for cheating, one of its own finally got nailed when Melky Cabrera was handed a 50-game suspension for PEDs Wednesday.

Selig on Melky’s PED test: ‘Did you hear about Felix Hernandez’s perfect game?’

Bud Selig spoke publicly Thursday for the first time since Melky Cabrera's 50-game suspension for a positive drug test was announced a day before, but rather than address media questions about the topic he deferred to the day's other baseball news.