Saturday, May 18, 2024

NFL tries to lure Jameis Winston to draft with promise of ‘free’ crab legs

"We have finalized the catering for the event, and there will be a whole mess of crab legs there from Shaw's. And if someone, say a Heisman Trophy winner with a history of controversy, were to take some extras home with him? Well, we made sure our event staff knows to let that happen. Heck, we're encouraging our attendees to take all the leftovers they can carry," said Goodell.

Stanley Cup Final attendance forecasted at Devil Ray levels following new ticket restrictions

While any out of state Chicago Blackhawks fans are barred entry to the arena Wednesday night, any bandwagon Lightning fans are welcome to attend the game and wear the Steven Stamkos jersey they bought yesterday.

Blackhawks players banned from wearing jerseys at Amalie Arena

An intern at Amelie Arena, who wished to remain anonymous stated, "Look. Nobody should come into our house wearing their colors. This is our stompin' grounds!"

Jameis Winston adjusting to speed of NFL crime

"That's definitely been the biggest adjustment for me. It really came as a shock at first, but if you think about it, it makes sense," Winston told reporters assembled at Buccaneers minicamp. "In college, good teams might have six or seven potential NFL criminals, but once you get to the league, even the 53rd guy on the roster can be a top-level criminal."

Corey Crawford spotted golfing at Mar-a-Lago

Injured Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford was spotted golfing at Donald Trump’s famed Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida this past weekend. This comes as confusing news to fans who have been in the dark about the Crawford’s mysterious “upper-body injury” for several weeks.

Thrifty Rays celebrate Wild Card win at Applebee’s

Minutes after winning the AL Wild Card game over the A's, the Tampa Rays headed to a local Applebee's to celebrate.

NHL update: Tampa’s spelling woes continue

Recently, the Lightning had egg on their face by presenting a local former sheriff a jersey spelled as, "sherriff." Turns out, they also misspelled their own name. The team is actually the "Tampa Bay Lighting," with their logo being a dim bulb.