Monday, April 29, 2024

Paternity test reveals Fabio is Clay Matthews’ biological father

A paternity test conducted by the Maury Povich Show has revealed that famed Italian model Fabio is in fact the father of Packers linebacker Clay Matthews.

Green Bay championship riots out of control; looters target cheese museum and taxidermy shop

Super Bowl celebrations raged into uncharted realms of vandalism late Sunday night in Wisconsin. Thousands of looters dressed in orange hunting bibs set overturned snowmobiles on fire, torched a cheese museum and pillaged a taxidermy shop.

Aaron Rodgers wins real wrestling championship belt; WWE fans declare match was a fix

Thanks to an assist from John Cena, Green Bay QB Aaron Rodgers became the WWE champion on Monday's edition of 'Raw' after defeating The Miz in a no-disqualification match.

Green Bay man goes to Dallas to watch Packers, hunt local wildlife

A Packer fan's excitement about getting to go to the Super Bowl to see his team play is matched only by the exhilaration he's had killing new and exotic animals in Texas this week.

FOX adds Family Guy to Super Bowl XLV broadcast booth

In an effort to take some comedy pressure off play-by-play man Joe Buck, FOX has decided to digitally insert Peter Griffin into the broadcast booth for tonight’s game.

Determined to get more championships than Rodgers, Favre joins Lingerie Football League

Anyone who thought Brett Favre would quietly drift into retirement ... thought wrong. According to sources, Aaron Rodgers' Super Bowl win left Favre furious, and ultimately caused him to put off retirement once again.

Local man gets congratulatory call from Obama after winning $10,000 Super Bowl pool

Citing a "tireless resolve in the face of hardship and adversity," President Obama congratulated Chicagoan Keith McConnell over the phone Monday after McConnell won $10,000 in a squares pool when the Packers beat the Steelers 31-25 in Super Bowl XLV Sunday night.