Thursday, March 28, 2024

Daley unable to bet opposing mayor on game because Green Bay governed by stuffed...

Chicago's Mayor Daley was hoping to place a wager with his counterpart on the outcome of the Bears-Packers game. That plan was thwarted, however, when Daley learned Green Bay is governed by a stuffed fox affectionately known as “Mayor Stufferson.”

Bears and Packers to ‘get on with it already’ and move game to Friday...

The Bears and Packers are moving up Sunday's NFC Championship to Friday night after agreeing that enough is enough when it comes to media and fan analysis, speculation, idle chatter, and ridiculous stories and tributes.

NFC Championship forces ESPN to admit pro sports not just an East Coast thing

Sunday’s matchup between the Bears and Packers has forced ESPN to begrudgingly cover a sporting event not taking place in the Eastern Time zone.

Bears-Packers: A guide to your inevitable drunken brawl

Watching the NFC Championship at your favorite bar means inebriated conflict with our neighbors to the north is inevitable. The following guide will help you come out on top even if the Bears lay an egg.

Bears-Packers: Which team has the edge?

With the big game just a few days away, the media is in a frenzy. Here's a look at which team has the inside edge in things you probably never thought about.

Packers line Aaron Rodgers’ helmet with cheddar cheese to prevent further concussions

In order to protect their franchise quarterback, the Packers have lined Rodgers' helmet with the softest, most cushioning substance they know of: pure Wisconsin cheddar cheese.

Illinois State Police to make random I-94 searches for morons traveling with fake wedges...

The Illinois State Police announced they'll be swarming I-94 north of Chicago to perform random searches on cars with Wisconsin plates this weekend targeting "foolishness and contraband."