Saturday, January 22, 2022

Theriot to play with bullseye on jersey tonight

Cardinals infielder Ryan Theriot will be wearing a bullseye on his chest to aid fans and opponents looking to hurl any variety of objects at him in his first game at Wrigley since this off-season when the former Cub said he was now finally on the "right side" of the Cubs-Cards rivalry.

Cubs finally reacquire Lou Brock as designated base stealer

Nearly a half-century later, the Cubs have undone the most lopsided trade in franchise history by signing 71-year-old Lou Brock, who is still faster than any current Cub, to be the team’s designated base stealer.

Celebrate spring with a great deal on Cubs-Cards Wednesday at Wrigley Field

FINALLY! Spring is here. It's gorgeous out and there is still time to join The Heckler at Wednesday night's Cubs-Cards game and Old Style pre-party at The Stretch. With prices starting at just $39 you'll get a ticket in section 233 (not bad!) and a free pre-game buffet and $2 Old Styles from 5 to 7. But you have to hurry! Only a limited number of spots remain.

Get your super-cheap tickets today for The Heckler’s Cubs-Cards outing at Wrigley May 11

Next month The Heckler will be hosting huge group outings at Wrigley for Cubs-Cards on Wednesday, May 11. Now is your chance to get on board at the discounted price of just $45. Just click this link to make your purchase.

La Russa to sing 7th Inning Stretch at Wrigley on May 11?

The Cubs announced today that Cardinals manager Tony La Russa will sing the Seventh Inning Stretch at May 11's Cubs-Cards game at Wrigley unless The Heckler sells out its group outing for that night. Fans can sign up for the ultra-discounted Old Style pre-party and 200-level game ticket at http://hecklercubs.eventbrite.com/.

Get your tickets today for The Heckler’s Cubs-Cards outing at Wrigley

Next month The Heckler will be hosting huge group outings at Wrigley for Cubs-Cards on Wednesday, May 11. Now is your chance to get on board at the discounted price of just $45. Just visit http://hecklercubs.eventbrite.com/ to make your purchase.

Theriot’s Cubs Curse to blame for rash of Cardinal injuries

After the string of injuries suffered by Cardinal pitchers Adam Wainwright, Chris Carpenter, and Mitchell Boggs all within the first week of Spring Training, team doctors have determined the cause of such a striking plague to be the Cubs Curse carried over to the team by new infielder Ryan Theriot.