Friday, January 21, 2022

Martz anoints Bears offense ‘Greatest Show on Torn-Up Brown Sod’

It’s been a decade since Mike Martz designed the championship offense in St. Louis Rams known as “The Greatest Show on Turf.” Now the Bears’ offensive coordinator, Martz has branded his current squad “The Greatest Show on Torn-Up Brown Sod” after Sunday's convincing 31-26 home win over the Eagles.

Reasons other Midwest NFL cities aren’t being considered for Monday night’s Bears-Vikes game

As the Vikings scramble to prepare the University of Minnesota's undersized stadium for Monday night's game against the Bears, many football observers are wondering why the contest won't be held at one of the several other Midwestern NFL stadiums. Turns out each has a reason it can't host the game.

Cubs to pursue 10-year deal with Pujols ‘just to piss off Theriot’

Cardinals megastar 1B Albert Pujols is reportedly seeking a 10-year, $300 million contract after his current deal expires after this season. That's a lot of cash, especially for a smaller market like St. Louis. But Cubs GM Jim Hendry thinks he can scrounge up the money, even if the decision is based solely out of spite for former Cubs infielder Ryan Theriot.

Enter The Heckler’s Albert Pujols Photoshop Contest to win Cubs-Cards tix

Do something worthwhile with your time at work today: Enter The Heckler's First-Ever Albert Pujols Photoshop Contest. Submit as many images as you'd like and if one of yours is picked as the best by our esteemed audience, you'll win a pair of tickets to a 2011 Cubs-Cards game at Wrigley. Seriously. Click the link and give it a shot.

Theriot’s Cubs Curse to blame for rash of Cardinal injuries

After the string of injuries suffered by Cardinal pitchers Adam Wainwright, Chris Carpenter, and Mitchell Boggs all within the first week of Spring Training, team doctors have determined the cause of such a striking plague to be the Cubs Curse carried over to the team by new infielder Ryan Theriot.

Radio Brief: Theriot excited to bring his terrible base running skills to St. Louis

The former Cub is looking forward to playing and making outs on the basepaths for the Cardinals this year.

Get your tickets today for The Heckler’s Cubs-Cards outing at Wrigley

Next month The Heckler will be hosting huge group outings at Wrigley for Cubs-Cards on Wednesday, May 11. Now is your chance to get on board at the discounted price of just $45. Just visit http://hecklercubs.eventbrite.com/ to make your purchase.