Saturday, May 18, 2024

5 generations of veteran Lions linemen admit ‘Lomas Brown isn’t alone, we’ve hated all...

Even more shocking than Brown's admission is the number of veteran Lions offensive linemen who have come out in his support, suggesting that for the past 55 years they too have been allowing defenses to run roughshod all over the Lions.

Tigers re-sign Sanchez, buy 2003 Marlins World Series trophy ‘just in case’

Nothing but a World Series championship will do for Tigers owner Mike Ilitch as he approaches the twilight of his storied career.

Lions fan born last time Detroit won in Green Bay enjoys first legal beer

"It's kinda weird to think we haven't won at Lambeau in my lifetime," said Benson, who was born in 1991. "Then again, we're pretty terrible. Maybe by the time I retire they'll have broken the streak ... but I doubt it."

Jim Schwartz takes out bounty on NFL officials

After a blown call and obscure NFL rule gave the Houston Texans a free touchdown on Thursday, Detroit Lions head coach Jim Schwartz has taken out a bounty on all NFL officials.

Prince Fielder insists ‘TurDunkin’ is vegetarian because it’s covered in sprinkles

"Any meat covered in sprinkles doesn't count," he said. "Everybody knows that. Seriously, I have some sprinkle-coated bacon in my fridge right now."

Selig awards World Series to Tigers after forcing Giants to forfeit all Melky’s games

Bud Selig shocked baseball Sunday night by revoking the Giants World Series victory because of Melky Cabrera's PED suspension in August after playing 113 games in 2012.

Calvin Johnson seeks aid of witch doctor to rid him of Madden Curse

"I'm seeing a witch doctor," Johnson reported to the Detroit Free Press on Wednesday. "I've had enough of this. I'm Megatron for God's sake. I'm like the tallest, biggest, fastest freak of nature on the planet, and I'm not catching footballs?! This has to be voodoo."