Friday, December 4, 2020

Paul George plays entire game without impregnating stripper or taking pics of his junk

Pacers guard/forward Paul George managed to play a complete game Monday night against the Bulls without taking a single photo of his genitals or impregnating a stripper. Both exercises in self control represent a season-high for the young star.

Paul George blames Pacers loss on last week’s dramatic episode of ‘Game of Thrones’

"I mean, no spoilers obviously, but for those of you who saw the episode ... that last scene, oh my God, right?" a still shaken George told the media after the game. "That was out of nowhere! Just, totally crazy. Needless to say, when we were done with the episode, man, we just weren't in a place to go out and get that win, you know?"

Birdman to Sager: ‘That look is completely tasteless’

It seems that the Birdman, known for his quite unique appearance, took exception to Sager’s own inimitable look.

Hibbert asks Collins out for a drink after gay slur

“I meant no disrespect to our gay brothers, not that there is anything wrong with that,” Hibbert said in a Tweet while referring to a noted episode of 'Seinfeld' about gays titled “The Outing.”

David Stern ‘pulling out all the stops’ to make sure the Pacers don’t win...

"When David gets back into a corner, he goes into what we call 'straight gangster mode,'" said one high-ranking NBA official. "We've all heard about how he rigged the 2002 Lakers-Kings series, but that's just the tip of it."