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Like all Minor Leaguers, Cubs Hall of Famer Ryne Sandberg dreams of reaching the Majors one day, only this time as a manager instead of a player. In a desperate attempt to fulfill that dream, Sandberg is considering a job as the Yankees' next bat boy.

Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter recently won his fifth Gold Glove award, but the aging veteran still hasn’t made his way to the phone in time to hear the news.

Just a day after Cubs co-owner Todd Ricketts was featured on an episode of CBS's "Undercover Boss," White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf expressed an interest in getting on a reality show himself and is hoping to land a spot on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars."

Nikolai Khabibulin visited Chicago Sunday night as a member of the Edmonton Oilers and stayed sober long enough to limit his former team to just one goal in a 2-1 defeat of the Blackhawks.

Several Bears players have been reported missing north of the border after a close, hard-fought win against the winless Buffalo Bills in Toronto. Coach Lovie Smith said he heard the players are attempting to defect to the Canadian Football League due to frustrations over the team's prospects for the rest of the season.

Vikings head coach Brad Childress awoke to find his front yard covered with toilet paper this morning, marking the 1,000th time the 54-year-old has been targeted by vandals.

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