Big Ben’s arrival causes spike in Dallas area mace sales and self-defense class enrollments
Upon the arrival of Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger for the Super Bowl, Dallas area women have been arming to the teeth to defend themselves against the two-time accused sexual assaulter. Local bartender Susie ‘Bulldog’...
Charlie the Chocolate Lab listed as questionable for Puppy Bowl VII with strained MCL
Charlie the Chocolate Lab has been downgraded from probable to questionable for this Sunday’s Puppy Bowl following a lackluster romp in the living room.
Roethlisberger has seen better, but still hoping to score at Texas Land & Cattle...
Under strict orders to avoid the Dallas nightclub scene, Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been forced to scope the ladies at less-than-ideal venues, such as local steak house chain Texas Land & Cattle.
Ernie Banks’ party frequented by White House party crashers
Ernie Banks’ 80th birthday party celebration at Harry Caray’s Saturday night was attended by, among others, the same couple who famously crashed President Obama’s first White House State Dinner in November 2009. For another attendee, former White House Social Secretary Desirée Rogers, the sight of the couple at the Cubs legend’s gala was not quite déjà vu.
Sharp wins All-Star MVP with record 15 goals in loss
Blackhawks forward Patrick Sharp took home the NHL All-Star Game's MVP award after scoring a record 15 goals in losing effort after his Team Staal lost to Team Lidstrom 32-29 in Raleigh, N.C. Sunday afternoon.
Every former NFL player now an ESPN correspondent
With the hiring of Ryan Leaf as a special Super Bowl correspondent from Vancouver, ESPN now employs every living former NFL player, including those currently serving prison sentences around the world.
Chug-Chug Comic: Football has too many rules for the Heckler mascot
Chug-Chug loves baseball, and he might love football more if there weren't so many damn rules.
