Sunday, November 16, 2025

Top 10 new features of Madden ’12 other than concussions

EA Sports announced Madden ’12 will include concussions. Here are the top 10 other new features.

Heckler Stats: Professional Crying Leaders

The Miami Heat and Danica Patrick currently register the most tears/second among sports personalities.

Kane found passed out in McDonald’s ball pit

In an apparent effort to erase the memory of his recent abysmal play and to reconnect with his childhood, Kane was found passed out in a McDonald’s Children PlayZone ball pit.

Radio Brief: Steve Stone shocked as new Hawkism makes sense

Hawk Harrelson's latest folksy catchphrase actually relates to baseball.

After first loss of the season, Sox fans can no longer calculate team’s victory...

After two days of stating the team was on pace for 162 victories, the White Sox lost Sunday, leaving their fans clueless as to the team’s new pace.

Illiterate Opening Day posts by Sox fans make you want to quit Facebook

In response to their team's 15-10 victory over the Indians on Opening Day, Sox fans have put forth a unified effort to make you want to exit out of Facebook.

Cubs mathematically eliminated from playoffs

The Cubs received a startling blow to their 2011 playoff hopes when their Opening Day loss to the Pirates mathematically eliminated the team from playoff contention.