Cutler not sure what ‘makeshift offensive line’ means but he’s pretty sure it’s bad
"I'm not sure what they mean by that, but I'm pretty sure it means that the offensive line is really bad," said Cutler, who was sacked a whopping 52 times last year. "I can't imagine it being any worse than last season."
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Santo statue to replace Moreland in Cubs radio booth
The newly unveiled statue of Santo will relieve Moreland of his broadcasting duties effective immediately.
Cubs bronze wrong Ronnie; Woo-Woo accidentally honored with Wrigley statue
“It’s entirely our fault” said Cubs chairman Tom Ricketts. “I guess we never did give a last name. We just assumed the sculptor would know.”
Campana finally gets ‘I like you’ note passed to Carrie Muskat
After months of crushing on MLB.com’s Cubs beat reporter Carrie Muskat, outfielder Tony Campana was finally able to get a note passed to her that read “I like you. Do you like me? Check yes or no.”
Blackhawks install extra penalty box at United Center to accommodate feisty roster
The addition of bruising players like Daniel Carcillo, Sean O’Donnell and Jamal Mayers to the Hawks roster has led to another addition: an overflow penalty box at the United Center.
Bears hire ‘Sprinkler-Turner-Onner’ after unwatered field causes Fan Fest cancellation
In an effort to avoid a repeat of Friday night’s dry sod fiasco, Soldier Field GM Tim LeFevour immediately hired a 14-year-old “Sprinkler-Turner-Onner” to make sure the field is properly watered throughout 2011.
