Wednesday, November 19, 2025

Cardinals sneak into playoffs just to piss off Cubs fans

"Me? I've already got my ring," said Cardinals superstar first baseman Albert Pujols. "This one's just to rile up those morons on the North Side of Chicago."

Red Wings’ Brandon Smith suspended for 8 games after body of Chicago’s Ben Smith...

Red Wings defenseman Brendan Smith has been suspended for the remainder of the preseason plus five regular-season games after police found the body of Blackhawks wingman, Ben Smith, buried in his backyard.

Guillen leaves MLB to manage Miami Marlins

Sox manager and profanity machine Ozzie Guillen announced Monday night that he would be leaving the team to accept a similar position with the minor-league Miami Marlins.

The Guillen Era: A [expletive deleted] look back

A title, Adam Dunn, cuss words, Twitter and Jay Mariotti. A look back at the Ozzie era.

Exclusive: Cubs release epic end of season promotional video

In a world where other teams worried about winning a championship, the Cubs had other priorities. And they're proud of it.

Sox Fan Reaction: I’m gonna [expletive deleted] miss you, Ozzie!

I gotta say, I love dat [expletive deleted] man, even more than my [expletive deleted] sons: Harvey, Archer an’ Li’l Ozney. He’s like family to me an South Side Tina. When he starts dropping dose expletives, it’s just like home!

Cubs headed to postseason after winning Holiday Inn Road to October Sweepstakes

“I've been a big fan of sweepstakes since I was a kid growing up in Oregon, so I figured I'd give the contest a shot," said the big winner Darwin Barney. “I really had no idea I'd win, but this is great.”